Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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