nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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