I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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