i'm signing you up for texting rehab
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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