am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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