is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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