Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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