i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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