"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
