Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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