Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
