Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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