do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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