she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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