1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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