her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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