is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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