i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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