in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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