Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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