So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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