Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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