come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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