Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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