i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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