its not stalking. its research.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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