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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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