Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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