Buhtt sex?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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