Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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