Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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