How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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