You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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