I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
how does that bad decision feel?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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