if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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