You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
that's an acceptable place to lick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize