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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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