remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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