Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Help. Why am I so naked?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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