You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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