I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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