since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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