Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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