You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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