love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
This toilet bowl is my home.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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