he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
mondays should just be called national damage control day
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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