Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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