He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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