Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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