Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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