I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
