It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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